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Dec. 18th, 2014 06:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
speakerofthevvastwwehRevviled Praetor Vvelflax,
You dont deservve to be a member a Her Royal Democratically Elected Majesty's coalition. Your "compassion" and "distaste for vviolence" showw that youre entirely unsuited to the bloody battles to come wwhen your wwords wwill be no more than a glidebird around the coalition's collectivve neck. Furthermore you havve repeatedly criticized our Empress-In-Hiding's impeccable leadership an questioned her position as the head a the coalition. This kind a dissent wwill not be tolerated any longer if I havve anything to say about it wwhich I do. Finally I find your inability to survvive underwwater deeply unpalatable an I find your wwardrobe to be garish an uncoordinated.
You wwill meet me tonight at midnight for a duel to the death. If you come I wwill kill you swwiftly and painlessly wwhich is more than you deservve. If you refuse I wwill revveal your cowwardice before the entire coalition and THEN wwe wwill see wwho is laughing at wwhose lack of diplomatic talents!!!
An seriously stop wwearin so many yellowws they dont match your skintone an make you look hideous.
Hatefully yours (but not in any sort a romantic wway seriously you are far too wworthless an disgustin for me to consider you wwith regards to somethin like that),
Grand Democratically Elected Evvizierator Eridan Ampora
You dont deservve to be a member a Her Royal Democratically Elected Majesty's coalition. Your "compassion" and "distaste for vviolence" showw that youre entirely unsuited to the bloody battles to come wwhen your wwords wwill be no more than a glidebird around the coalition's collectivve neck. Furthermore you havve repeatedly criticized our Empress-In-Hiding's impeccable leadership an questioned her position as the head a the coalition. This kind a dissent wwill not be tolerated any longer if I havve anything to say about it wwhich I do. Finally I find your inability to survvive underwwater deeply unpalatable an I find your wwardrobe to be garish an uncoordinated.
You wwill meet me tonight at midnight for a duel to the death. If you come I wwill kill you swwiftly and painlessly wwhich is more than you deservve. If you refuse I wwill revveal your cowwardice before the entire coalition and THEN wwe wwill see wwho is laughing at wwhose lack of diplomatic talents!!!
An seriously stop wwearin so many yellowws they dont match your skintone an make you look hideous.
Hatefully yours (but not in any sort a romantic wway seriously you are far too wworthless an disgustin for me to consider you wwith regards to somethin like that),
Grand Democratically Elected Evvizierator Eridan Ampora
